*exits a classroom to your left, absorbed in stuffing my books into my satchel*
*Bumps into you* Oh, sorry. *My words dripping with sarcasm*
*jumps backwards* Oh, God! Sorry. Sorry! I…sorry.
No, really, it’s not like you was watching where you was going or anything.
I-I-I…s-sorry?
I said watch where you are going Hufflepuff. *Shoves you*
*Drops you on the bed* Don’t care. *Climbs on top of you and kisses you passionately*
*laughs and tries to keep still* I can walk, Greg!